I am done.
Like the stick a fork in me kind.
If I hear one more mom say she's sooo sad her kids are starting school I might get sick.
I LOVE my kids.
They are my life.
But then there are days.
When for 1/2 of a second you wonder what would happen if you simply left them to their fighting/screaming/whining selves in the middle of wal-mart.
A smallish part of me wanted them to look around in terror and realize
" for the love of God, my mom left me!
She does everything for me.
How dare I act this way in the middle of a store??"
Yeah, that won't happen.
They are so cute.
Time goes by way too quickly.
I KNOW THAT PEOPLE.
That doesn't mean that James Dobson wouldn't throttle a few kids around here if he went through what I do on a daily basis.
I was a good mom.
I did everything right.
I have the charts, the schedules, the rules.
But guess what?
They are little sinners.
My Honeys Uncle told me that one day and I repeat it to myself quite often.
It helps, truly.
Because for the love of Pete if I'm screwed up why the heck would I expect these little monkeys to know better??
Where am I going with all of this??
I have no idea.
Cause that's just the kinda day I've had.
You know it's a hard day in the life of a SAHM when you just spent $75.00 on a whim at an online Christian bookstore on parenting books.
I need help people.
I need these two oldest monkeys in school.
And some hog ties for the littles.
I'm keeping it real.
Family devotions have fallen off the truck.
Teethbrushing is done by noon.
My laundry has cleverly disguised itself as my bedroom floor.
I've eaten icecream, chocolate and potato chips over the last 3 days.
I would truly like to burn my bras.
My family had quesadillas for dinner tonight (I added beans for protein to ease the guilt, but no veggies).
In short - I'm on overload.
This weekend is all about getting back on track.
Being a mommy I am happy about and not the monster frightening little kids anymore.
*** I have no idea why my pictures are all of a sudden looking odd on here, I'll try to figure that out...in a few weeks***